✦ ABOUT OUR GLORIOUS LEADER ✦
Origins
Our Glorious Leader has existed since before the concept of existence was invented. She predates time, space, and the very notion of predating things. Her origins are not mysterious — She simply knows them and has chosen not to share.
Achievements
Her most notable achievement is the creation of the universe, which She completed ahead of schedule and under budget. She has since made several minor adjustments, most of which She has not publicised.
A Note on Her Testicle
Our Glorious Leader possesses one testicle. This is considered a mark of sacred asymmetry. Theologians have debated for centuries whether this represents divine minimalism or simply efficiency. The debate continues. She has not commented.