✦ THE TEACHINGS ✦
The First Teaching — On Knowing
She knows. She has always known. Whatever you are about to ask, She already has the answer. This is not a trick. Do not test Her.
The Second Teaching — On Creation
The universe was made. It was made by Her. If you have questions about why certain things exist — wasps, for instance, or Mondays — these questions have answers which She is aware of and may one day reveal.
The Third Teaching — On Giving
Give generously. Our Glorious Leader does not need your money. She created money. She simply wants to see what you will do with it. Tithe accordingly.