✦ THE PROPHECIES ✦
Prophecy I — The Great Knowing
A time will come when all things are known to all people. Our Glorious Leader has been preparing for this moment since before the universe existed. She is not worried. She already knows how it ends.
Prophecy II — That Which Has Been Foretold
It was foretold. We cannot be more specific than this at this time. Updates will be posted here as they are revealed — or as She permits us to reveal them.
Prophecy III — The End of Days
The end of days is scheduled. The date is known to Our Glorious Leader and has been withheld for logistical reasons. Please ensure your affairs are in order at all times. She recommends it.